Forget about a dog’s bark, this pooch went for the bite when a reader was getting busy with his owner!
I know you’re not trying to get all up on my bed!
Writes an anonymous reader:
Years ago, I was drinking with my friend and her boyfriend at his house. He had a roommate who joined us after he got off of work. He had just gotten a divorce and got the dog. We flirted a little and ended up in his room. I was on top and making a lot of noise. It was dark and all of a sudden I heard a bark and felt his dog jump up on the bed! He bit me on the forearm! I think the dog thought I was hurting his master! Or wasn’t used to another woman around but his wife. I’m lucky that his bite didn’t break the skin!
__Yikes! Perhaps Fido grew to like our reader once he got to know her? __
__Dears, has a pet ever interrupted your bedroom activities? Or maybe a partner’s dog (or cat or parrot or turtle) really didn’t like you? Do your pets usually like the people you bring home? Or are they pretty difficult to win over? __
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